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Ouch that’s my balls! (A Christmas parody)

Hello Reader, and happy Holiday’s from me to you. In case you missed it, the fucking delicious Miss Brighton has posted about out Holiday blog train here. And for tomorrow’s holiday post, you can find it here with none other than the sexy Mistress Scarlet.

Denying you, the gift that keeps on giving!

For today’s blog post, I thought it would be fun to share a funny parody paying homage to one of my favorite fetishes Tease and Denial. As sung to the tune of “Carol of the Bells”. Without further adieu, ladies and gents, I give you my very own “Ouch, that’s my balls!”

Ouch! That’s my balls,
Full juicy balls,
Misstress will say,
Throw the keys away

Cockmas is here,
denying cum cheer,
To young and old,
Weak and the cuckold.

Denied dong denied dong
That is my song
With tight cock ring
All begging, “please”.

I Love to hear
pleading with tears
From everywhere
Filling the air.

Oh, how they sound,
writhing on the ground,
O’er hill and dale,
Telling their tale.

Give me some bling,
While Mistress sings,
Songs of dick cheer,
Cockmas is here.

Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Cockmas,
Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Cockmas.

On on the denial,
On for a while,
Their needy tone
From every home.

Denied dong denied dong
Denied dong denied dong

Ouch, that’s my balls,
Full juicy balls,
Mistress will say,
Throw the keys away
(We will throw the keys away)

Cockmas is here,
Denying cock cheer,
To young and old,
Weak and the cuckold.
(Bringing dick cheer to the young and old)

Oh, how they sound,
writhing on the ground,
O’er hill and dale,
Telling their tale.

Give me some bling,
While Mistress sings,
Songs of dick cheer,
Cockmas is here.

Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Cockmas,
Merry Cockmas
Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Cockmas,
Merry Cockmas

On on the denial,
On for a while,
Their needy tone
From every home.

*****Happy Holiday’s everyone, from my heart to yours! Thank you for an amazing 2017. Let’s make 2018 even better.

7 comments to Ouch that’s my balls! (A Christmas parody)

  • Goddess Mandy

    OMG, Ms. Tabetha! This was so well done…love it!!! Kudos to you on creating such a fun hit! I just sung most of it to my guy and he totally approves, lol. 🙂 I hope that you had a fabulous Christmas and I hope that 2018 brings you immense peace and joy!!! 🙂

  • I think the true joy of the holiday season is all the wonderful parody material to be found in pre-existing carols. But this, you totally rocked this. I can’t stop humming it with the new tease and denial inspired lyrics in mind. I bet you have a whole slew of other hits just tucked away.

    • Tabetha

      Yes, there is! This time of year is so fun, because how many Holiday traditions could we naughty Mistress’ turn into innuendo’s? 😉
      Thank you for the blog lovin’. <3

  • Ms Tabetha!

    You’ve done a fantastic job with this parody! Brilliantly done, really! You are part of why LDW is so fantastic, smart , wickedly sexy ladies like you and Ms Rachel!

    I had a lot of fun, and I played an instrumental of the song and followed along. Merry Christmas to you and yours! I agree, 2017 was amazing and I’m looking forward to a fantastic 2018 with you and the other Enchantrix Mistresses!

    • Tabetha

      Thank you so much, Erika! I have found this carol of the bells to have been played a ton at many events that I have been invited to this year. I’m not sure if it was a trend this season, or if I just became more aware of the song?! HA!
      Thank you for the blog love.

  • Miss Tabetha, dammit, I totally sang this in My head, with these lyrics and appropriate tune! I choked on My spit laughing! This is amazing! If My grandma convinces Me to go to church with her sometime this season and they sing this, and I burst out laughing at mass, I’m going to blame You! lol

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